Hothubduss is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, vain mink.

Hothubduss created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Hothubduss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hothubduss, he will try to impress you with trees.

Hothubduss' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hothubduss' Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Hothubduss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.