Rutmigmap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, generous pigeon.

Rutmigmap created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutmigmap, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rutmigmap, she will turn you into a goat.

Rutmigmap's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Rutmigmap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in shadows.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.