Kadhigarm is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, quiet dog.

Kadhigarm created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadhigarm, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kadhigarm, he will be very unhappy.

Kadhigarm's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Kadhigarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to doves while wearing gray hats.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about spacetime near whales while wearing purple coats and balancing eight copper spheres on your hands.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.