Nutbellik is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, emotional fox.

Nutbellik created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutbellik, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nutbellik, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Nutbellik's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nutbellik's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.