Migsogmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish rhinoceros.

Migsogmeg created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Migsogmeg, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Migsogmeg, he will turn you into a worm.

Migsogmeg's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Migsogmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about spacetime near snails while wearing fawn skirts.

4. Worship no other gods but Migsogmeg.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.