Kondandap is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent wasp.

Kondandap created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Kondandap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kondandap, it will curse you with boils.

Kondandap's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Kondandap's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine tapirs near wells.

2. Never feed peas to badgers while wearing black stockings.

3. Always share carrots with strangers, but never with snails.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.