Jadjarnflamliplarnmatnill is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak scorpion.

Jadjarnflamliplarnmatnill created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Jadjarnflamliplarnmatnill, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jadjarnflamliplarnmatnill, it will turn you into a tree.

Jadjarnflamliplarnmatnill's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Jadjarnflamliplarnmatnill's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never jump in spring.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Do not fashion tools from carbon.