Pibpoppon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic tortoise.

Pibpoppon created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibpoppon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pibpoppon, she will destroy your home solar system.

Pibpoppon's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Pibpoppon's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Do not take Pibpoppon's name in vain.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near mites while wearing indigo shirts.