Wigcenarf is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing hamster.

Wigcenarf created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigcenarf, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wigcenarf, it will be very unhappy.

Wigcenarf's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Wigcenarf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six carbon sculptures of Wigcenarf on top of important buildings.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always cleanse water with water.

5. Never whisper while facing east.