Quimsislam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, overgenerous finch.

Quimsislam created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimsislam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quimsislam, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Quimsislam's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Quimsislam's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in summer.

2. You must pray to Quimsislam six times a day.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always count to seven before sleeping.