Futhonfadgundog is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing dugong.

Futhonfadgundog created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Futhonfadgundog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Futhonfadgundog, she will turn you into a dog.

Futhonfadgundog's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Futhonfadgundog's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Worship no other gods but Futhonfadgundog.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Do not name children after shrews.

5. Fast once a month.