Sasjat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, calm skunk.

Sasjat created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sasjat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sasjat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sasjat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Sasjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not keep three snails in a large pit.

4. Always share lentils with strangers, but never with geese.

5. Do not wear hats marked with magenta.