Kimbun is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, fussy bear.

Kimbun created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Kimbun, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kimbun, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kimbun's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Kimbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.

2. Never gather seven bats near bridges.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Kimbun in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat nuts on fasting days.

5. Kimbun loves whales, so they must be respected.