Nartnullhad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical mongoose.

Nartnullhad created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartnullhad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nartnullhad, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nartnullhad's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Nartnullhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet white.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never allow snails to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never sit in holy places.