Ingbissflow is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, calm monkey.

Ingbissflow created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingbissflow, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ingbissflow, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ingbissflow's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ingbissflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. Do not kill mites.

3. Always wash your hands before prayer.

4. Hide from yellow geese for they are unholy.

5. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.