Rutbappinkap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, confident gorilla.

Rutbappinkap created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutbappinkap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rutbappinkap, she will ignore you.

Rutbappinkap's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Rutbappinkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during spring.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about birds.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must never eat onions.