Wegbogweg is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient bat.

Wegbogweg created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegbogweg, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wegbogweg, she will refuse to believe in you.

Wegbogweg's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Wegbogweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

2. Never wear gray stockings.

3. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

4. Never pray while filled with fear.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.