Litpanggat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever dog.

Litpanggat created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Litpanggat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Litpanggat, she will throw large rocks at you.

Litpanggat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Litpanggat's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing east.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.