Febfodvin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring spider.

Febfodvin created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febfodvin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Febfodvin, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Febfodvin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Febfodvin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Febfodvin on top of all buildings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Do not keep eight badgers in a large pit.

5. Never speak aloud of names.