Flabgedfab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, capable camel.

Flabgedfab created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Flabgedfab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flabgedfab, it will turn you into a frog.

Flabgedfab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Flabgedfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Always look after injured mice.

3. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

4. Flabgedfab loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Always obey Flabgedfab's priests.