Yartjapquaglat is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous dragon.

Yartjapquaglat created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartjapquaglat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yartjapquaglat, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yartjapquaglat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Yartjapquaglat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt seals.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Yartjapquaglat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.