Botgebflis is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating seal.

Botgebflis created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botgebflis, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Botgebflis, she will turn you into a plant.

Botgebflis' most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Botgebflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.

3. Put Botgebflis first in all things.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

5. Never play with disobedient children.