Budsugdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, irritating owl.

Budsugdoss created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budsugdoss, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Budsugdoss, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Budsugdoss' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Budsugdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.

2. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.