Vidripbad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, confident tapir.

Vidripbad created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidripbad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vidripbad, it will not invite you to parties.

Vidripbad's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Vidripbad's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Never cross mountains at midnight.

3. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Shun those given to greed.