Donbellgub is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic squirrel.

Donbellgub created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donbellgub, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Donbellgub, he will not invite you to parties.

Donbellgub's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Donbellgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight horses in a large pit.

2. Donbellgub loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not travel during summer.