Popdibgep is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, competent sheep.

Popdibgep created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Popdibgep, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Popdibgep, it will be mildly annoyed.

Popdibgep's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Popdibgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tapirs.

2. Never fashion tools from clay.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.