Miglunrap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, able mink.

Miglunrap created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Miglunrap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Miglunrap, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Miglunrap's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Miglunrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Snakes are not to be trusted.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Miglunrap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.