Baptigrig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, happy wyrm.

Baptigrig created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baptigrig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Baptigrig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Baptigrig's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Baptigrig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Baptigrig's priests.

2. Put Baptigrig first in all things.

3. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Do not hurt whales.