Timyokbug is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, happy jackal.

Timyokbug created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Timyokbug, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Timyokbug, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Timyokbug's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Timyokbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Feed all hungry badgers.

3. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never gather five capybaras in one place.

5. Never adorn your legs with violet markings.