Negsankemwonwotsomxuckxem is a god.

He takes the form of a small, annoying crab.

Negsankemwonwotsomxuckxem created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negsankemwonwotsomxuckxem, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Negsankemwonwotsomxuckxem, he will cry a lot.

Negsankemwonwotsomxuckxem's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Negsankemwonwotsomxuckxem's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.