Nigdossgab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient narwhal.

Nigdossgab created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Nigdossgab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nigdossgab, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nigdossgab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nigdossgab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in shadows.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Always count to three before sleeping.

4. Do not keep five snakes in a large pit.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.