Komlibjon Padrangat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, able dingo.

Komlibjon Padrangat created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Komlibjon Padrangat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Komlibjon Padrangat, it will not invite you to parties.

Komlibjon Padrangat's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Komlibjon Padrangat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never curse while facing east.

4. Never paint your chest orange.

5. Never eat pineapples.