Bignulged is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, witty alligator.

Bignulged created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bignulged, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bignulged, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bignulged's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bignulged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

4. Never point your face toward the north during prayer.

5. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.