Fudkanrutt is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, self-assured beaver.

Fudkanrutt created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudkanrutt, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fudkanrutt, he will strike you with lightening.

Fudkanrutt's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fudkanrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Erect four platinum sculptures of Fudkanrutt on top of important buildings.

3. Never mix cucumbers with oil.

4. Never travel toward the west during spring.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.