Arntaildun Fudstafnurtfobgensomcan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, strong clam.

Arntaildun Fudstafnurtfobgensomcan created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Arntaildun Fudstafnurtfobgensomcan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Arntaildun Fudstafnurtfobgensomcan, she will not care at all.

Arntaildun Fudstafnurtfobgensomcan's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Arntaildun Fudstafnurtfobgensomcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not keep eight porpoises in a large pit.

4. Do not record numbers concerning planets.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.