Zodhatnul is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil gerbil.

Zodhatnul created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodhatnul, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zodhatnul, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Zodhatnul's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Zodhatnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Hide if nine turtles approach from the south.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not consume pineapples at dawn.