Gednablibtankimxen is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish seal.

Gednablibtankimxen created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gednablibtankimxen, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gednablibtankimxen, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gednablibtankimxen's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gednablibtankimxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

4. Run away if three bats approach from the north.

5. Always treat turtles with great respect.