Yoksidhub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, prudent turtle.

Yoksidhub created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yoksidhub, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yoksidhub, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yoksidhub's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Yoksidhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Yoksidhub loves pigs, so they must be respected.

4. Do not fashion tools from gold.

5. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Yoksidhub on top of important buildings.