Rulbopgub Laplib is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy octopus.

Rulbopgub Laplib created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulbopgub Laplib, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulbopgub Laplib, he will turn you into a slug.

Rulbopgub Laplib's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Rulbopgub Laplib's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Shrews are not to be trusted.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

5. Do not wear hats marked with cyan.