Kamhotgonfub is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, all-knowing fairy.

Kamhotgonfub created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamhotgonfub, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kamhotgonfub, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kamhotgonfub's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Kamhotgonfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near eagles while wearing indigo shorts and balancing six copper spheres on your hands.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Kamhotgonfub in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never wear orange kilts.