Fodsinpom is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, smart centipede.

Fodsinpom created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodsinpom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fodsinpom, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fodsinpom's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fodsinpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back indigo.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not take Fodsinpom's name in vain.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.