Ruttmanbon is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, kind manatee.

Ruttmanbon created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttmanbon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ruttmanbon, she will jump up and down on your head.

Ruttmanbon's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Ruttmanbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.