Fenranmip is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tranquil mouse.

Fenranmip created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Fenranmip, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fenranmip, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fenranmip's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fenranmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three moths in one place.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near dolphins while wearing mauve stockings.

3. Always remove coats before touching nickel.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.