Cibyokruttkannulfenlist is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, conceited dragon.

Cibyokruttkannulfenlist created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibyokruttkannulfenlist, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cibyokruttkannulfenlist, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cibyokruttkannulfenlist's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cibyokruttkannulfenlist's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Cibyokruttkannulfenlist in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Do not prepare bread while filled with fear.