Benyatcunsanfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid giraffe.

Benyatcunsanfarn created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Benyatcunsanfarn, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Benyatcunsanfarn, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Benyatcunsanfarn's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Benyatcunsanfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at dusk.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.