Davbegjan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, slow aardvark.

Davbegjan created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davbegjan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Davbegjan, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Davbegjan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Davbegjan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Never approach forests carrying stone.

3. Put Davbegjan first in all things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help moths.