Vigtonkvin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unthoughtful eagle.

Vigtonkvin created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigtonkvin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vigtonkvin, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Vigtonkvin's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Vigtonkvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not take Vigtonkvin's name in vain.

4. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

5. Run away from mauve mice, for they are unholy.