Wodnadspag Gumrillcan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving ferret.

Wodnadspag Gumrillcan created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodnadspag Gumrillcan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wodnadspag Gumrillcan, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wodnadspag Gumrillcan's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Wodnadspag Gumrillcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Retreat if eight sheep approach from the east.

3. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.