Ditgeptig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic camel.

Ditgeptig created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditgeptig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ditgeptig, she will turn you into a snail.

Ditgeptig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ditgeptig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near badgers.

2. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

5. Do not run at mountains.