Nigpodhun is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, prudent fish.

Nigpodhun created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigpodhun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nigpodhun, it will ignore you.

Nigpodhun's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nigpodhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow dogs to witness sacred rites.

2. Never approach forests carrying stone.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nigpodhun.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Never gather five moths in one place.